best-of-funny:

googlyeyedpyro:

today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook

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(Source: twitter.com, via coffeemoosebear)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via coffeemoosebear)

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

(Source: charmslapped, via coffeemoosebear)

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

(via chezamanda)