agentbartowski:

A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.

Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.

(via twobytwohandsofblue)

mollyiswideawake:

that-kid-from-london:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

How long is a piece of string

How is touch the sky

(Source: slutcentre, via coffeemoosebear)

niksolas:

never-be-anything-but-loud:

In the Chamber of Secrets, when Dobby first appears in Harry’s bedroom, Dobby tells Harry about how he has heard all about Harry’s greatness.

But if he serves the Malfoys and rarely leaves the Manor, who told Dobby these things?

My money is on Draco.

(via captaingalaga)