A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.
Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.
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In the Chamber of Secrets, when Dobby first appears in Harry’s bedroom, Dobby tells Harry about how he has heard all about Harry’s greatness.
But if he serves the Malfoys and rarely leaves the Manor, who told Dobby these things?
My money is on Draco.